What did you reeeeaaallly want to say?

We've all been in a situation where you can't say what you want to for one reason or another...You are too nice, can't afford to lose your job, or maybe you don't think quick enough on your feet. Well heres your chance-let everyone know exactly what YOU wanted to say. Enjoy!

my friend and i were hanging out and this chick walked by. my friend says "damn shes hot" i agreed with him... what i really wanted to say was" wtf are you thinking, she's a dawg"
2009-07-0312:13:29-osiris(male)-work

So I deliver babies at work right... one day, while a mom was laboring I was making conversation and asked what her 3 year old was named. She told me his name was Tyreese. Later on when the baby was coming closer I asked what the new baby boy was going to be named. She told me, "Tyree, you know so we can just call them both Ty!"

What I said was, "Oh. Good thinking."

What I wanted to say was, "You're fucking retarded."

2009-07-0217:36:45-hilarious(female)-work

I was at work and this annoying fat ass was telling me about how she wanted to loose weight but was just too lazy to.

What i wanted to say was oh you should try the south beach diet.

What i actually said was south BITCH diet.
2009-07-0214:03:32-hellokitty(female)-work

One of my good friends was telling me once again about a hook up with a different guy this month.
What I said was "Ohh sweet!" What I wanted to say was-ur a dirty filthy whore.
2009-07-0121:27:40-jr.fuz(female)-home

me and my best friend were in home ec and we were baking cookies my friend asked me to try her cookie

what i wanted to say was these are the best cookies I've ever tasted!

what i actually said was these are the best cockies I've ever tasted!
2009-07-0121:13:54-preppy mcprepster52(female)-school