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You smell like poo. You know who you are
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babe told me to post somethin on this site but what i really wanted to say was........leave me the hell alone women i'm watchin Van Wilder 2009-07-1522:57:27-K_Bo(male)-home |
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So i was at work today and one of my co-workers walked over to me she smelled soo bad, but asked
me for help so i said sure. 2009-07-1522:55:18-sally(female)-work |
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Im helping out at my Grandmas over the summer and after a family party she asked me to change her diaper. What I said was sure Grandma...What I wanted to say was thats freakin sick! 2009-07-1516:48:55-Trevor Andrew(male)-home |
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my friend and i were hanging out and this chick walked by. my friend says "damn shes hot" i agreed with him... what i really wanted to say was" wtf are you thinking, she's a dawg" 2009-07-0312:13:29-osiris(male)-work |
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So I deliver babies at work right... one day, while a mom was laboring I was making conversation
and asked what her 3 year old was named. She told me his name was Tyreese. Later on when the baby was coming closer I asked
what the new baby boy was going to be named. She told me, "Tyree, you know so we can just call them both Ty!" What I said was, "Oh. Good thinking." What I wanted to say was, "You're fucking retarded." 2009-07-0217:36:45-hilarious(female)-work
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