I was at work and this annoying fat ass was telling me about how she wanted to loose weight but was just too lazy to. What i wanted to say was oh you should try the south beach diet. What i actually said was south BITCH diet. 2009-07-0214:03:32-hellokitty(female)-work
	One of my good friends was telling me once again about a hook up with a different guy this month. What I said was "Ohh sweet!" What I wanted to say was-ur a dirty filthy whore. 2009-07-0121:27:40-jr.fuz(female)-home
	me and my best friend were in home ec and we were baking cookies my friend asked me to try her cookie what i wanted to say was these are the best cookies I've ever tasted! what i actually said was these are the best cockies I've ever tasted! 2009-07-0121:13:54-preppy mcprepster52(female)-school
	So my daughters boyfriend came over and was going to take my daughter to a restaurant what I wanted to say was fasten your seatbelts! My mind must have wandered because it came out make sure you fasten your condom! 2009-07-0121:04:34-bidface97(male)-home
	so I saw this chubby girl walking towards me who has just lost some weight. What I wanted to say your looking fine today! ...what i actually said was your looking FAT today 2009-07-0121:02:10-uglyman(male)-other
	i spent 4 hours on a really important report i thought that it was amazing my boss looked at it and said shirley this is horrible. i said ok ill try again what i wanted to say was I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!!! 2009-07-0120:59:23-sugarkisses147(female)-work

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